Alisha was Cownapped!
Alisha Moocow is my favorite and bestest stuffie in the whole world. We play together, we sleep together, there isn’t much we don’t do together.. Can you imagine if your bestest friend was Cownapped? Here’s Alisha Moocow and I’s story.
That’s right you heard it here… My very own Alisha Moocow was Cownapped. I woke up two days ago to the screaming of Alisha Moocow:
Pictured here, cuddling with me.
My Momma had Cownapped her. First she dunked her into a sinkfull of soapy water. Then she took a brush and brushed her until I thought her head was going to fall off! Couldn’t Momma hear her screams? The next thing Momma did was tie a rope around her neck and Hanged Alisha.
The Strangulation
The horror of it. I cried and cried. Momma left her hanging in the bathroom ALL NIGHT. My poor Alisha could not scream her pain, but I know she was suffering. I could not cuddle with Alisha Moocow and kept a vigil over her through the night, hoping she would not die.
Keeping A Vigil
When I woke up this morning Momma released Alisha from the grips of death, little did I know that more torture was abound. I begged and pleaded with her and Daddyman to return my beloved Alisha Moocow to me. They did not. Momma took her to the basement of DOOM, laughing maniacally the whole time. Then I heard it.. The wet box (washing machine) start up. My poor Alisha was being DROWNED after being hanged… Was Momma done yet? OF course not. After the wet box hollered that it had done its best to drown Alisha, it had failed in its task. So Momma went back down to the Basement of Doom and threw Alisha into the HOT BOX! She left her in there forever to be burned to a cinder. Well, I guess since she had been in the wet box it saved her life, the hot box too had failed in it’s evil plot to destroy my Alisha Moocow.
The Open and Waiting mouth of the Hot Box
Alisha, thankfully was rescued, a story to be told another day, but has been returned back into my loving care. I shall nurse her back to good health, drag her through the dirt, and stuff that smells good and cuddle with her. Never shall she be Cownapped and Tortured again!
Recovering and Reunited, Me and Alisha Moocow
I am very relieved to have her back with me and shall sleep soundly tonight. This is a very important lesson for all you hounds out there! Keep your stuffies close, lest they be cownapped as well… Sleep with one eye open tonight.
Nike the Hound
